The Queen is Everywhere

My wallet had three different kinds of currency in it. When I went to the library the other day and was renting a DVD I pulled out some coins to pay and besides the American coins all the rest had Queen Elizabeth on them. I suddenly couldn’t tell what was Australian and what was English. I pulled some coins out and said to the library clerk, “Are these British?” She looked at me like I was insane. I have now cleaned out my wallet to avoid future embarrassment.